May 2013
31 posts
lets take a moment to appreciate bass players
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
what do women have in the middle of their legs?
knees
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
“I asked all of the gay male students in the room to raise their hand if in the...”
– Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via plightofthepretty)
dibs are literally the best thing ever omg thank you nestlé
Any science and classical music nerds out there?
adalekwhomadesouffle:
sarahnaded:
That infinitely nerdy moment when I realize that the “Major General” song from Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan is basically the same musically as the “Elements Song” and I get so excited about this realization that I decide to write it about it on tumblr even though probably no one will care/understand what I’m talking about.
Basically the same?...
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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Any science and classical music nerds out there?
That infinitely nerdy moment when I realize that the “Major General” song from Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan is basically the same musically as the “Elements Song” and I get so excited about this realization that I decide to write it about it on tumblr even though probably no one will care/understand what I’m talking about.
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i love songs that are clearly talking about sex...
demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
wait are people actually surprised when they found...
like jesus christ “breathing in snowflakes” and “go mad for a couple grams” like what would that be a metaphor for
April 2013
22 posts
anescapedfish:
panicatthewhorehouse:
god-particle:
wonderfloniumandfezzes:
nerdsforthebirds:
neurophagy:
sonnetstockmar:
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
an asexual pop group called No Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have...
frowned-upon-in-most-cultures:
amoying:
amoying:
what do you call a flirtatious drink?
a smoothie
Leave.
My smoothies bring all the boys to the yard?
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I don’t subscribe to the media-produced theory that the first kiss (either first one ever or first with a particular person) has to be “magical” and perfect or whatever
Like good for you if you both like the same things kissing-wise but chances are that one of you likes more tongue than the other, one of you is a better/more experienced kisser than the other, etc. And that’s totally fine!
…Not...
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a message to da woooooorld (esp tumblr)
GIRLS, you are beautiful or handsome or cute or pretty or whatever
BOYS, you are beautiful or handsome or cute or pretty or whatever
i wish those “girl don’t be so insecure” things would also be directed at guys, because guys can be insecure about their looks too—in fact, it might be worse since they’re not like socially “allowed” to care about those...
Watchchangeforapenny:
story of arianna trying to do an orchestra eval and/or anything, life, etc
hahahahaha you da bestest doe
themanesex:
shibbins:
im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god
but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it
then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it
How come you can only like a post once.
brandonurie:
i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler
